LAME QUESTIONNAIRE

1. Where do you live?
Montreal, Quebec, Canada

2. What is your favorite seafood?
I like ALL seafood except fish

3. What is your favorite color?
blue

4. Do you have any piercings?
no

5. Do you have a tatoo or want one?
no

6. Where do you shop at the most?
Walmart, Zellers, Canadian Tire, Future Shop, Bureau en gros

7. What color is your hair?
Now it is dark brown. But it changes all the time.

8. What color are your eyes?
Dark brown. But it changes too.

9. Do you drink?
Occasionally – beer and white wine (especially this cheap Canadian white wine “Black Forest”)

10. Do you smoke?
no

11. Do you do drugs?
never

12. What kind of music do you like?
Techno and classical (weird, huh?); can’t stand country, commercial hip hop, and Latin pop

13. Is your hair short or long?
Now it’s quite short. But it varies.

14. Do people like to play with you hair?
No. Why????

15. Do you like to shop?
Yes – for clothes, stationery, and household items

16. What sports do you play?
none

17. What are your favorite animals?
Cats (especially those that look like Cyber) and dogs (never own one)

18. What do you do for fun?
Internet, T.V., movies (cinema and rental), shopping

19. How many TV’s do you have?
three

20. What’s your favorite food?
Japanese (sushi, ramen, and udon) – I like the minimalist approach to ingredients in Japanese cuisine; also like fruits (except durian) and vegetables

21. Do you look like anyone famous?
no

22. Do you think you are attractive?
I am okay.

23. Do you sleep on your stomach or side or back?
On my side

24. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
No, but I used to sleep with a pillow called “red pig”

25. Do you sleep with lights on or off?
Off – I am quite a light sleeper

26. What’s your favorite TV show(s)?
“Friends” – I love the Phoebe character on that show; “Malcolm in the Middle”, “Judging Amy”, “Boston Public”, “Law & Order”; and the new show “The Guardian”

27. What’s your favorite movie(s)?
“Au Revoir Les Enfants”, “Billy Elliot”, “Beautiful Things”, “Get Real”, “A Room with a View”, “Object of My Affection”, "Falling Down"

28. Do you have your own phone line?
No. I share it with Dani.

29. What brand of shoes do you wear?
No brand in particular. I am not a brand name person.

30. What kind of clothes do you sleep in?
Winter – t-shirt and boxer shorts; summer – boxer shorts

31. What’s your favorite soda?
Coke, Dr. Pepper

32. What’s your favorite flavor of lip gloss?
orange - I have VERY dry lips and skin, especially in the winter

33. Are you the serious or loud or happy type?
Serious and quiet – VERY quiet

34. What kind of car do you drive/want?
Drive Suzuki Swift; want to have a Suzuki Jeep

35. Do you think you are weird or funny?
weird

36. What are your favorite girl’s names?
none

37. What are your favorite boy’s names?
Dani, Didier, Sebastian, Francis

38. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Be less neurotic and temperamental, more humorous and laid-back

39. Do you enjoy filling all this out?
It’s okay.

40. What is/are your favorite fast food restaurants?
Harvey’s

41. Who do you really hate?
Hate: terrorists, political extremists, religious fundamentalists, and racists
Can’t stand: cultural chauvinists; dirty people (people who don’t shower, who have long and/or dirty finger and toe nails); effeminate people/“flamers” who constantly “bitch” others; rude drivers

42. Do you like jewelry?
Only necklaces

43. Who do you wish you were?
Someone more cheerful and funny, like Phoebe Buffay on "Friends"

44. Who has it easier: guys or girls?
Definitely guys

45. Would you rather be short or tall?
tall

46. Do you party a lot?
Not at all

47. Are you online a lot?
It depends. I would say moderate

48. Do you like playing pranks on people?
no

49. What bugs you most?
Untidy and unorganized environment/surrounding

50. What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done?
Coming to Montreal alone just because I wanted to learn to speak good French – in the end, I’ve adopted it as probably my permanent home.

51. What’s your favorite subject in school?
History and geography

52. How many people are on your buddy list?
Real buddies? None. Pen pals – look at my pen pal list. Friends – Luc, Juan, Rosa, and Sylvie

53. Are you sick of these damn porno's in your e-mail box?
Never receive any

54. Do you sleep a lot ?
No.Just enough. I need an average of 8 hours of sleep every day. If not, I can be really cranky the rest of the day.

55. Are you a morning or night person?
Morning – I feel uncomfortable if I am not at home when it gets dark.

56. How often do you shower?
In winter, twice a day. In summer when it gets really really hot and muggy and when I am at home – 7 times a day.

57. Do you get along with your parents?
So so

58. Do you curse a lot?
sometimes

59. Are you ticklish?
Yes, especially around my bellybutton – I don’t allow anyone to touch it.

60. How many kids do you want to have?
none

61. Do you believe in God?
no

62. What religion are you?
None – I am against all religions. I think in a way religions are the roots to all evils.

63. Do you believe there is one person for ya?
Yes. In my case, that person is Dani.

64. Do you believe in love at first sight?
No – love is a process and an exercise.

65. What color toothbrush do you use?
blue

66. How many times a day do you brush your teeth?
At least three. Why this obsession with dental hygiene???

67. Do you have a job?
yes

68. Apples or oranges?
both

69. What’s your favorite vegetables?
Like MOST vegetables except raw onion. LOVE mushrooms, asparagus, broccoli, bean sprouts.

70. What’s your favorite candy?
Gummy candies with real fruit juice

71. What was/will be the best day of your life?
Blue sky, not too cold, not too hot, no worries, no sickness – I am a simple guy.

72. Are you momma’s little angel?
No. But I am my mom’s favorite child. I am the only son - it must be a Chinese thing. But I must admit that I have been good to my mom.

73. Do you wear body spray?
No

74. Who is the sweetest girl?
I don’t know enough girls.

75. Who is the sweetest guy?
Dani - the things that he has to put up with me! I don't know how he manages to do that!!!!

76. How many rings or necklaces do you own?
No rings. About 15 necklaces (metal and beads).

77. What’s your favorite toothpaste or mouthwash?
Colgate - another dental hygiene question???

78. Do you have any scars?
I have a chickenpox (or something) scar on my nose right between my eyebrows

79. Who do you think is cute?
Look at my cuties’ galleries!

80. Without looking, what color underwear you are on?
Greyish boxer shorts with blue lines

81. What makes you laugh a lot?
Phoebe on "Friends"

82. How many pillows do you sleep in?
two

83. Who’s your favorite teacher?
Nora René, my high school English teacher.

84. What’s the worst nightmare you ever had?
Having sex with someone whom I shouldn’t be having sex with

85. What’s a deep secret that you could tell?
I actually enjoy watching figure-skating.